Unintended Irony
Snort-inducing clippings from the pages of The Paxton Herald

We've been going through a couple year's worth of Paxton Heralds...which is a whole lot less entertaining than one might hope.  And we aren't even one of the line-for-line and page-by-page readers Annette claims

For the most part, there aren't any Crimes Against Journalism chronicled and indexed in this section of the site. These aren't the egregious examples of Sins Against Decency and Fairness.  We keep those in the  Ethics section.  

This is where you'll find the eye-rolling, snort-inducing clippings from the Paxton Herald we've been collecting.  We had to put them somewhere... 

Mayor orders start-up of blighted property demolition program
"dealing with the problems caused by absentee and irresponsible slumlords." -- Mayor Stephen R. Reed

Accuracy . . .  Leading by (bad) example?
Annette is completely comfortable with preaching accuracy and fairness in reporting ... it's the just the practice that eludes her.

Antoun issues rabies alert
One of our all time favorites in this category

Why Is the Paxton Herald Better?
Annette beats her own drum to attract advertising revenue